Arguing with myself - Peanut & José

Love watching these two arguing with each other too....

[Peanut and José speak to each other in Spanish.]

Jeff: What're you doing?

Peanut: I'm speakin' to José in his native tongue!

Jeff: Well, you don't do that.

Peanut: Why not?

Jeff: Well, it makes me feel... left out.

Peanut: [looks at Jeff] HAH?!

Jeff Dunham: I don't speak Spanish!

[Peanut and José look at him. José turns from Jeff, imitating the theme music from The Twilight Zone.]

Peanut: "Picture, if you will..."

[Jeff almost drops José Jalapeño.]

Peanut: Whoa! Oh, dude... I thought you were gonna drop him, oh, jeez... that woulda been... funny as hell!

José: Do not drop me, Señor!

Jeff Dunham: I won't drop you, José.

José: I would then be José Jalapeño on the floor!

Peanut: Do a little tap dance and we got salsa!

Jeff Dunham: That's terrible!

Peanut: Not with the right kind of chips, it's not!

Jeff: Stop it! I'm sorry, José.

José: It's okay. I kick his ass later.

Peanut: I'll turn your ass into guacamolé! I'll stir you with your own stick! This is the way we stir the guac, stir the guac, stir the guac! OLE!